Het fatso, the middle lane is for turning not for you to park you piece of shit van in while trying to merge! Put down the big gulp and move!!!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Justin Beaver you can kiss my ass!
For those of you who don't listen to the worst radio stations in your city, she is the hottest thing right now. Justin Beaver you can kiss my ass with your stupid hair and your dumb songs. I really would like to know why you're famous. I am not trying to be mean but let’s face it, you have the vocal skills of a rabid dog and your song writing abilities rival that of a retarded monkey. Seriously I would rather have listened Terri Schiavo for six continuous hours than hearing your garbage on the radio every other stupid song!
Let’s break down some of your award winning lyrics shall we?!? By the way, what do you do with all those teen choice awards anyways? In your song "Baby", clever title by the way; I guess if you say one word 55 times in two minutes it pretty much names itself huh, you speak of losing your true love and how you will do whatever it takes to get her back. Ummm, how old again? Ahhh yes, so many 16 year olds, 15 when written, are finding their true loves these days.
You know what I was going to go through each of this assholes songs and pick apart why he and his kind (Myley Montana) will be the downfall of our country, but I literally can’t stand reading his lyrics to dissect them and even worse is having to look at his ugly mug every time I look up a new song, I mean who thinks that hair is cool. One hilarious side note that happened during my research was on the bottom of the yahoo answers page I went to where I asked how many songs he had written, a "similar" question suggested by yahoo was "What would happen if a 38 year old beat up a 16 year old, specifically Justin Beieaber?"
What happens sir? Well after said beating Justin Beaver would kiss my (our) ass(es)!
Let’s break down some of your award winning lyrics shall we?!? By the way, what do you do with all those teen choice awards anyways? In your song "Baby", clever title by the way; I guess if you say one word 55 times in two minutes it pretty much names itself huh, you speak of losing your true love and how you will do whatever it takes to get her back. Ummm, how old again? Ahhh yes, so many 16 year olds, 15 when written, are finding their true loves these days.
You know what I was going to go through each of this assholes songs and pick apart why he and his kind (Myley Montana) will be the downfall of our country, but I literally can’t stand reading his lyrics to dissect them and even worse is having to look at his ugly mug every time I look up a new song, I mean who thinks that hair is cool. One hilarious side note that happened during my research was on the bottom of the yahoo answers page I went to where I asked how many songs he had written, a "similar" question suggested by yahoo was "What would happen if a 38 year old beat up a 16 year old, specifically Justin Beieaber?"
What happens sir? Well after said beating Justin Beaver would kiss my (our) ass(es)!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Ronald McDonald House, you can kiss my ass!
Hey McDonalds, if you really want to help kids ummm I don't know; maybe don't advertise your shit food to them. Also, probably not such a good idea to dangle a toy in front of them and then drop it in a bag o' greasy shit, I'm sorry a bag o' happy greasy shit!
If you're reading this and saying to yourself, my my, what an asshole...don't! By this logic I can stand on the sidewalk and hit someone with a stick and then offer them a room at my house until their leg heals. Before you say "But Derek the Ronald McDonald house treats all kinds of children’s illnesses" I know already. The point is can you really care about one slim group of kids while fattening up the rest!?! Biiiiittttchhhh Phuleeeassseee!
So the next time you find yourself at the Mickey D's drive thru and they ask if you want to donate your change to the Ronnie McD house, say hell no; then send it to a worth charity like the Derek F. Bauer Center for Research Analysis Foundation for example, or St. Jude’s I guess, I don't know, whatever, just don’t give it to McDonalds; their revenues in 2009 were $22.7 billion dollars, not million...billion!
If you're reading this and saying to yourself, my my, what an asshole...don't! By this logic I can stand on the sidewalk and hit someone with a stick and then offer them a room at my house until their leg heals. Before you say "But Derek the Ronald McDonald house treats all kinds of children’s illnesses" I know already. The point is can you really care about one slim group of kids while fattening up the rest!?! Biiiiittttchhhh Phuleeeassseee!
So the next time you find yourself at the Mickey D's drive thru and they ask if you want to donate your change to the Ronnie McD house, say hell no; then send it to a worth charity like the Derek F. Bauer Center for Research Analysis Foundation for example, or St. Jude’s I guess, I don't know, whatever, just don’t give it to McDonalds; their revenues in 2009 were $22.7 billion dollars, not million...billion!
Monday, August 9, 2010
Here we go
David Edelstein...You can kiss my ass!
For your terrible movie reviews on NPR! His "I'm smarter than you cause I use large words to review movies" attitude makes me sick! One of his most recent reviews was of the smash hit from the worlds greatest directors, Christopher Nolan, was Inception. Now I have seen this movie, along with about half of the other people on this planet, and I can say it was phenomenal! Even if you didn't love it you liked it, and if you didn't like it you thought it was okay. But there was one piece of shit out there that thought "Well if everyone else likes it and is giving it great reviews I am sure to get noticed if I say something bad about it." Screw you Dave, that's not how critiquing works!
"I truly have no idea what so many people are raving about. It’s as if someone went into their heads while they were sleeping and planted the idea that Inception is a visionary masterpiece and — hold on ... Whoa! I think I get it. The movie is a metaphor for the power of delusional hype — a metaphor for itself." Dave Fagelstein
David Greensteinbergedelbergstien...I would love for you to be THE FIRST ONE TO KISS MY ASS!
For your terrible movie reviews on NPR! His "I'm smarter than you cause I use large words to review movies" attitude makes me sick! One of his most recent reviews was of the smash hit from the worlds greatest directors, Christopher Nolan, was Inception. Now I have seen this movie, along with about half of the other people on this planet, and I can say it was phenomenal! Even if you didn't love it you liked it, and if you didn't like it you thought it was okay. But there was one piece of shit out there that thought "Well if everyone else likes it and is giving it great reviews I am sure to get noticed if I say something bad about it." Screw you Dave, that's not how critiquing works!
"I truly have no idea what so many people are raving about. It’s as if someone went into their heads while they were sleeping and planted the idea that Inception is a visionary masterpiece and — hold on ... Whoa! I think I get it. The movie is a metaphor for the power of delusional hype — a metaphor for itself." Dave Fagelstein
David Greensteinbergedelbergstien...I would love for you to be THE FIRST ONE TO KISS MY ASS!
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