For those of you who don't listen to the worst radio stations in your city, she is the hottest thing right now. Justin Beaver you can kiss my ass with your stupid hair and your dumb songs. I really would like to know why you're famous. I am not trying to be mean but let’s face it, you have the vocal skills of a rabid dog and your song writing abilities rival that of a retarded monkey. Seriously I would rather have listened Terri Schiavo for six continuous hours than hearing your garbage on the radio every other stupid song!
Let’s break down some of your award winning lyrics shall we?!? By the way, what do you do with all those teen choice awards anyways? In your song "Baby", clever title by the way; I guess if you say one word 55 times in two minutes it pretty much names itself huh, you speak of losing your true love and how you will do whatever it takes to get her back. Ummm, how old again? Ahhh yes, so many 16 year olds, 15 when written, are finding their true loves these days.
You know what I was going to go through each of this assholes songs and pick apart why he and his kind (Myley Montana) will be the downfall of our country, but I literally can’t stand reading his lyrics to dissect them and even worse is having to look at his ugly mug every time I look up a new song, I mean who thinks that hair is cool. One hilarious side note that happened during my research was on the bottom of the yahoo answers page I went to where I asked how many songs he had written, a "similar" question suggested by yahoo was "What would happen if a 38 year old beat up a 16 year old, specifically Justin Beieaber?"
What happens sir? Well after said beating Justin Beaver would kiss my (our) ass(es)!
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