Hey McDonalds, if you really want to help kids ummm I don't know; maybe don't advertise your shit food to them. Also, probably not such a good idea to dangle a toy in front of them and then drop it in a bag o' greasy shit, I'm sorry a bag o' happy greasy shit!
If you're reading this and saying to yourself, my my, what an asshole...don't! By this logic I can stand on the sidewalk and hit someone with a stick and then offer them a room at my house until their leg heals. Before you say "But Derek the Ronald McDonald house treats all kinds of children’s illnesses" I know already. The point is can you really care about one slim group of kids while fattening up the rest!?! Biiiiittttchhhh Phuleeeassseee!
So the next time you find yourself at the Mickey D's drive thru and they ask if you want to donate your change to the Ronnie McD house, say hell no; then send it to a worth charity like the Derek F. Bauer Center for Research Analysis Foundation for example, or St. Jude’s I guess, I don't know, whatever, just don’t give it to McDonalds; their revenues in 2009 were $22.7 billion dollars, not million...billion!
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LOL...on the one hand, so wrong...but on the other, it makes perfect sense.
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